Adventures in Alabama, Volume II: Bedtime fun

There was lots of bedtime hilarity over the weekend.

First, Cindy and I requested a room with two beds. We received a room with one king-sized bed. I informed her that, should I decide to hook up, she better be ready for a threesome. We figured we'd be okay sleeping together with so much room. Turns out I'm a bed hog and I like to sprawl in the middle. So not so much.

Back at Peggy's, Jeff was drunk and pillowless. After being without pillow the night before, he had done a check of the various bedrooms and knew that the room Kim was sleeping in had two pillows. Determined to get one, he knocked on Kim's door.

Once.

Twice.

Three times.

A voice calls out, "Hello?" and then "Come in." Jeff walks in and sees Kim and Monica sleeping together, each with one of the coveted two pillows. He stands there. Monica is confused. She doesn't know what his intentions are. She is further confused when he says, "Oh, there are two of you." Was he trying to hook up with Kim? With her? She didn't know. He mumbled something about extra pillows and left. I can tell this story because I heard it no less than 10 times. It got better every time, and was best when Monica and Jeff did the tag-team storytelling. We got a lot of material out of it this weekend.

In other sleeping news, I got drunk and slept through the tornado.