Operation get Curly laid

Now that I'm getting some on a regular basis, I want all of my friends to bask in the carnal pleasures. First up, Curly McDimple.

Vitals:
Height: Much taller than me
Age: 30
Location: Brooklyn
Likes: Bernadette Peters, HBO Sunday night, beer
Dislikes: Comic Sans font, bad grammer, Al Roker

Jess says: Curly is a foxy lesbian with a quick wit and a big brain. Her hair is curly, and she has dimples.

What Curly's looking for:
"One non-grotesque woman to get me back on track"
"A pulse"
"Preferably within the five boroughs"
"Not scary"
"Easy on the eyes, more or less"
"Housetrained
"Must NOT like Renaissance Fairs... unless of course, the reason for going is to scowl and make fun of the people"
"High-waisted jeans... don't even"

If you have what Curly's looking for, and would like to do her the honor of having lots of sex with her (after first meeting her for a drink, of course), email me and I'll set it up.