On Fleet Week

Pretty pretty men in pretty pretty white uniforms, everywhere.

You know, every year I wonder why I have not yet bedded a sailor during Fleet Week. Some years I've had a boyfriend. Some years I've been coming down from one of my "sexual awakenings," where I try really hard to have lots of casual sex and then realize I'm not very good at it. (The casual part, that is. Not the sex part.) So then, just as I'm getting ready to revert back to my good Catholic upbringing, the sailors roll into town. Instead of getting a white uniform very, very dirty, I just grin real goofy-like and giggle a lot.

This year, I just don't have time. I've been running around getting ready for the wedding in Alabama. I'm leaving tonight, and won't be back until Monday. No sailors for me.

This is year five with no Fleet Week sex. I'm having a sailor orgy next year to make up for it.