The naked truth

Esquire just launched Brutally Honest Personals, and oh my God are they awesome. An excerpt:

The only thing that makes me happy is cash in my account. The larger the diamonds, the wider my smile. I know there are men out there who want a pretty young thing on their arm and who are willing to spoil them to keep them there. I want to meet those men.

If I had one, it would go a little something like this.

I'm still obsessing over a not-so-recently failed relationship. I drink too much, and am prone to making drunk phone calls where I pick fights and demand sex. I border on verbally abusive when I have PMS, and yes, the cats will be sharing the bed with us. I do everything in my power to sabotage my own happiness and you shouldn't try to get in the way of that. I have a blog, and will detail every moment of our life together in excruciating detail. Once I've successfully driven you away, I will publicly ridicule you for years to come. On the plus side, I'm funny and smart and a great lay. Pick me!