Just like The Onion, but funnier because it's real

Zach sent me a news story about two young people in Oneonta, NY (his hometown) robbing a pizza delivery guy. Some highlights...

Troopers said the pair stole a large pepperoni pizza, a case of Heineken beer, two packs of Newport cigarettes, a pack of rolling papers and a dozen chicken wings — half barbecue and half honey mustard.

The stolen items were recovered, photographed and stored in the troopers' evidence locker.

Those are my kind of criminals.