Birthday cleaning

The roommate and I are obsessed with Revolutionary Cleaning Products.

During Lifetime Original Movies, there are commercials for said products. A lot. Considering we average about four Lifetime Original Movies per week, we have a lot to get excited about.

The RCP I am currently crushing on, in a huge way, is the Dawn Power Disolver, which promises to remove burnt-on, baked-on food and grease so I don't have to. Like, you just spray it, and dirt just melts away. I'm practically having an orgasm just imagining it. The roommate isn't terribly excited by the Dawn Power Dissolver -- she only has eyes for the Clorox Toilet Wand, a whole new way to clean your toilet. In fact, today is her birthday, and she was positively delighted that I bought it for her.

We get just as excited about things like the One Sweep Broom (nothing sweeps better!) as we do about Johnny Depp. I'm almost embarassed to admit to how many "as seen on TV" products I have purchased.

If anybody's looking for me, I'll be in the big bathroom having dirty fantasies about the All Star 5-in-1 Mop Cleaning System. I'm getting all hot and bothered just looking at it.