Upward trends in imaginary violence

In addition to having imaginary arguments with people in my head, I make grand declarations about the ways in which I would like to inflict injury on them.

First it was shin-kicking, as in I'm going to kick that bitch in the shins. This imaginary shin-kicking went on for a very long time. Moms says it too, and I'm not sure if one of us got it from the other or if we separately decided kicking shins was a pleasurable vocation.

Then I got bored of kicking people in the shins and decided I'd punch them in the nose instead. You would not believe the noses I've broken. There's a lot. Sometimes, in extreme situations where someone with children is the source of my rage, I will kidnap their children. But I only drag that one out for special occasions.

Now? I set people on fire. It's not humane, but it gets the job done.