Monday, April 26, 2004

Phases of attraction

These days, I'm currently attracting nothing but Asian men. If you look at the messages in my inbox on Nerve, it's

Asian
Asian
Asian
Frat boy
Asian
Asian
Freak
Asian
Asian
Asian.

I know what you're thinking -- maybe the Nerve community is of a large Asian majority? Nope, I've checked. Also, the percentage of Asian men who check me out in real life is significantly higher than that of non-Asian men. By a lot. I'm not quite sure what it is about me that's making me such a hot piece of ass in the Asian community.

I tend to go through phases of attraction. For nearly two years, I was a chick magnet. I don't think I got hit on by a guy once during that period. I've never been sexually harassed to the degree that I was when I went to a Tori Amos concert somewhere during those years. Those ladies put construction workers to shame. If I actually liked girls, and I am frequently disappointed that I do not, I would have been getting laid like you wouldn't believe back then.

Then there were the astrological phases. Six months of Leos, Nine months of Aquarians and a few Aries in a row. It was weird. Not to mention the year of Mikes. And my guys-with-accents run.

I am waiting patiently for my tall, skinny rocker boys phase. Except, you know, not that patiently.

Edited to add: Should any of my upcoming rocker boys be Asian, I'm all for it.