On this day in history

Sometimes good things happen on April 15th, i.e. the birth of me. (How obnoxious am I today, by the way? If I were you, I'd smack me) Sometimes bad things happen, like the IRS bends you over and fucks you up the ass, sans lube. Here are some other things that have happened on this day in history:

The sinking of the Titanic (very bad)

Abe Lincoln died (very bad)

The first McDonald's opened up (very, very good - I celebrated with a #2 with a Diet Coke an hour ago)

Jackie Robinson played his first game (very good)

Joey Ramone died (very bad)

Leonardo da Vinci, Elizabeth Montgomery, Emma Thompson and Samantha Fox were born (naughty girls need love too)