On celebrity zombies

Other people are much funnier than I am this week, so I'll share. By the way, I'm drafting up a privacy policy for the blog which states that, basically, you have none. Should you choose to interact with me in any way, any information you share then becomes my property to display to the public at large. Now that we've gotten that out of the way, a series of IMs from my roommate...

So I was just having a big argument with my friend Richard about if he were dating a zombie Dana Plato, whether or not she would keep decomposing.

My brother says no. I called him to check.

But he did say that zombies have no regenerative powers, so like, if he broke Zombie Dana Plato's arm it would stay broken.

See, not only do you get entertainment here, you also get to learn things. Important Zombie Things.