I really can do it!

Turns out, sometimes I do think before I speak, but only at work.

Copyeditor (over IM): Trying to conceive? Find out the best time to try.

Copyeditor: Can you think of a way to avoid repeating "try" here?

Now, I typed "Find out the best time to fuck" and right before I hit send thought, Well, we're friends, but that might be going too far. I just sent him a link to an article with a "box" reference in it. Yeah, I'll refrain.

Me: Take the guesswork out of getting pregnant.