Forget Boy Toy, I have a new position that needs to be filled

WANTED: Finger Breaker $$$

Frustrated ex-girlfriend seeks thug to break 10 fingers. These fingers belong to the ex-boyfriend. It is important that all 10 fingers be broken, as the purpose of said injury is to disable text-messaging abilities. Mercenaries welcome, but please note -- this job will only entail the breaking of fingers. Fee negotiable -- will pay more if you can guarantee long-term breakage.