Enter the contest, dammit

Whilst whining to Jake about my failure to figure out which Brooklyn IP address on my Stat Counter belongs to the Object of My Obsession, we asked ourselves a question.

What do you call someone who spends embarrassing amounts of time stalking their stalkers?

We're a pretty clever little duo, but we got nothing. Hence, a contest. Details and prize information at stifflittlefinger.com.