Cars from my past

Holly: Remember Mrs. F backing into that huge rock at camp? With Merv? [Merv was my first car. A grey 1986 Pontiac 6000 LE.]
Me: I miss Merv.
Holly: I do too.
Me: I miss Sylvia more, though.
Holly: Who was that?
Me: The Golf [White. 1989.]
Holly: Gulf you mean?
Me: No, it's VW Golf.
Me: Isn't it?
Me: Am I retarded?
Holly: I think you might be.
Holly: But I still love you.
Me: [One Google search and one IM later] It is Golf, you dork.
Holly: Well, what the hell do I know about cars? I don't even drive.