Barbie AND Britney?!?!?! OMG!!!

* Catch their eyes while cruising around in Britney Spears' signature roller skate, exclusively by Skechers!

* Cool glimmer-trimmed mid-high upper featuring lace and velcro strap closure.

* Britney Spears' signature skates have been featured in American Cheerleader Jr., Teen en Espanol, J-14, Entertainment Weekly, Us Weekly and YM

* Like Britney, these Skechers' skates are hot, stylish, and fun!

Despite Shoebuy's laxer than lax shipping policy, which basically states "We might ship this sometime next week, but don't count on it," my Britney skates are rolling through the USPS as we speak. So when you see a little redheaded girl flying along the East River in her red Britney skates, and most likely falling and saying "ouch," it will be me.

Also on Britney, I watched E!'s 101 Starlicious Makeovers, and whilst watching a 16-year-old Britney in the Baby One More Time video could only think God, she's so hot. Does that make me a creepy pedophile?