Petey's 15 minutes (or 18 hours, as the case may be)

Me: I want you to go on Queer Eye.
Pete: Why does everyone keep telling me that?
Me: Can I submit you?
Pete: Sure.

The application has been sent in! If I have my way, Pete will get a Fab Five makeover just in time to go on a televised blind date with Britt. When I said I had matchmaking plans for them, I bet you didn't think they were going to be this big. Pete is a very good-looking boy who needs a confidence booster. And a serious apartment makeover.

This is my first visit to Pete's apartment.

Me: You bring girls here?
Pete: Yeah, why?
Me: Did you ever think this is why they never come back? Ew.