My naked ass (and other body parts)

Back when I was all skinny and blond and hot and shit, I let an old boyfriend take a whole lot of naked pictures of me.

I don't recommend this. I may not be a celebrity or anything, but knowing that naked pictures of you are out there, swirling around the ether after a breakup is a very nervewracking thing. And if the person who took them refuses to give them to you, with negatives, then you've got a bit of a problem on your hands. Luckily, the ex-boyfriend had to sneak into the photo lab at the college he worked at to develop the pictures and could only get away with a couple at a time, so of the 60 or so total pictures, only five got developed. After numerous tantrums, I was given those five pictures and all the negatives.

Now, these pics were "arty" (except for the ones that looked like Hustler cover art, which are mainly the ones that got developed) and every six months or so, I'm overcome with a desire to get them developed. Not that I'll do anything with them, I'd just like to see them, and maybe say to myself Look at you, all skinny and blond and hot and shit. And every time I get ready to get them developed, I chicken out.

I'm not much of an exhibitionist -- too self-conscious for that. I might, on occasion, flash my boobs at a video camera at a party or stand in front of an open window in a bra and fishnets, but there's usually alcohol involved. In fact, it took him 2 years to talk me into the pictures in the first place. And a barrel of red wine. I just cannot bring myself to get them developed.

So here's my solution. I need to date a photographer. Who can develop pics in his apartment, while I hover and watch like a hawk. Anyone want to play matchmaker?