I'll take him, on a toasted everything bagel

I'm home sick today, and since my ungrateful cats wouldn't go to Dunkin Donuts to get me a caramel latte, I had to venture out in my sneezing, coughing state. Apparently, all the hot guys in the neighborhood are roaming the streets before noon. Had I known that, I might have left the apartment more when I was unemployed. Ogling hotties would have been infinitely more fun that fighting with the ex at home.

And had I known that there would be a gorgeous Chris Cornell lookalike at the bagel shop who was planning to smile at me, I might have changed out of the flannel pajama pants before venturing out.