On Valentine's Day

In honor of the upcoming barf-worthy holiday, take this quiz I wrote for bitter 15-year olds.

I've never been a big fan of Valentine's Day, or a little fan either. Pretty much not a fan at all. That said, Sean was lamenting about being the only single guy in all of Rhode Island (it's possible, it's pretty tiny), and was thinking about coming here for a visit, except that all of his friends here are sewn to significant others as well. Although I will not put out, I dutifully offered to have dinner and drinks and be a pretend date. So I might have plans after all, even though I swore I wouldn't make any. That's okay, I swear to do things all the time and then change my mind five minutes later.