I'm so...tired...I haven't slept a wink...

I sleep only when I am drunk or depressed.

Since I have been neither with any frequency lately, insomnia is rearing its ugly head. I have a new habit of waking up at 4:00am, completely wide awake. It can take me up to three hours to fall asleep again. I. Am. So. Tired. Saturday night/Sunday morning, after chain smoking, meditating and counting things to no avail, I gave up and decided to watch the first movie I could find that had just started. It was Two Weeks Notice. I am a huge Romantic Comedy Hater. Like, they drive me CRAZY. But even worse than your typical romantic comedy is the romantic comedy where the asshole gets the girl. Those make me furious, and Two Weeks Notice was one of them. I'm sorry, but Hugh Grant spent the entire movie cheating on women. Are we, the audience, supposed to believe that to Sandra Bullock he will be loyal just because she's the only brunette? And how dumb is she?

Also on my most-hated Asshole Gets the Girl movies list -- High Fidelity and Reality Bites.