IM 20 Questions: Final Scores

Jess:
Princess Diana, got it in 8 questions
Maureen Dowd, got it in 11 questions
Peter Jackson, got it in 6 questions

Julia:
Ashton Kutcher, got it in 18 questions
Ozzy Osbourne, didn't get it
Carson Kressley, got it in 19 questions

I RULE.

Trash-talking excerpts:
This better not be a WB show like "Reba" or some shit like that
Down to the wire! Down to the wire!
Shut up...I can't take the pressure!
You get all the easy ones
Make it harder then, beeotch
You're the beeotch
Just because you suck
That's wack
Dude, i'm like psychic and shit