If I was a dance floor, would you shake your thang?

Everyone's cracking me up this morning, so I thought I'd share.

Tati: (on Passion of the Christ) The guy who plays Jesus is pretty hot.

Jake: Something snapped in my head last night and I thought "My God, I really need to start listening to the Lemonheads again. Have they ever even come close to making a foxier rock star than Evan Dando?"

No, no they haven't. And the thing is, I nearly forgot about the Lemonheads completely. Now I'm listening to Come on Feel the Lemonheads and wishing a hot rocker boy would serenade me with Being Around, because you know, there ain't nothin' more romantic than If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?

Tour Guide Sean says he can't access my site at work because it gets blocked as pornographic. Guess the potty mouth, which is the reason Mom swears I'm still single (complete with an overly dramatic "I just don't want you to end up living your life alone") is getting me blocked. TGS also said that he's glad he met me before reading the blog, because I seem kind of naughty. In case y'all didn't know, this is my Bad Girl alter ego here. I know some of you think I'm really this dirty and entertaining all the time. Alas, no. And I probably wouldn't talk about sex so much if I were actually getting any.