Hey Jake -- your movie's on

baconordeath: JR is telling the most rambling story in history.

baconordeath: I think it involves a movie on Lifetime

kittyacupuncture: Which one? I bet I know it

baconordeath: Please, I'm trying to block it out

kittyacupuncture: Come on!

baconordeath: Something about some couple and their missing kid, and the small town cops and DSS railroad the couple, and then the aliens abduct someone or some shit

kittyacupuncture: Was Shannon Doherty in it?

baconordeath: He didn't get into details like that

kittyacupuncture: Ask him if Shannon Doherty was in it

baconordeath: Are you trying to kill me?

kittyacupuncture: ASK HIM

baconordeath: The only person he knows is Ed Asner

kittyacupuncture: Hmm

kittyacupuncture: When was it on?

baconordeath: Stop the abuse

kittyacupuncture: Just looked it up! It IS the one with Shannon Doherty!

kittyacupuncture: That's a good one ;-)

baconordeath: Why must you hurt me, Jessica?

kittyacupuncture: It's called Gone in the Night, in case you were wondering

baconordeath: I'm going home, somewhat ironically to both clean the house for your visit and to escape your television cruelty