Celebrity

After a particularly harrowing rape crisis training session about stalking, femicide and all things domestic violence, my Sharona suggested we all go get drunk. We all didn't go, but some of us did, and it was a fantastic time.

Maybe there's something about sitting in a room for six weeks discussing your feelings about rape and domestic violence that imposes a certain level of imtimacy on a group, because I found myself very loudly telling them and asking them things that I whisper to friends I've had for years. I now know the gory details of everyone's dating situations and sex life. I know who has had anal sex, and what they thought of it. I know about bikini waxes, phone sex and older men. It was hilarious.

After awhile, we started telling celebrity stories. I told my aforementioned John Cusack anal sex story (NOTE: I was not a participant in that story). Here are a few other stories I heard last night.

A male friend of one of the girls followed Justin Timberlake into a club bathroom to check out his penis. Apparently, it's quite small. (Michelle says, "In my eyes he can do no wrong. That would just make him work harder.")

The ridiculously hot star of one of the "Law & Order" shows who shall remain nameless picked up one of the girls at a club, bought her a drink, made out with her and then invited her back to his apartment to bend him over with a strap-on. On. She didn't go at first because her legs were too hairy. She didn't go after that because she was a little weirded out by the strap-on discussion. (Jess says, "How could you not go? I've been wanting to do that anyway -- I certainly wouldn't turn down the ridiculously hot star of one of the "Law & Order" shows who shall remain nameless.")

#1 on one of the girls list of three celebrities she's allowed to sleep with and her boyfriend can't get mad -- Johnny Depp. She had the opportunity to meet him once, and told him she was allowed to sleep with him. He looked at her like she was a lunatic and slowly backed away.

If I could go out and talk about strap-ons and phone sex after every rape crisis training session, I think it would all be a lot easier to deal with.