Who are these people, and why are they so interested in the uterus?

A little background about blind cavefish. In the mid-90's, a company called Joop! Jeans had a series of bizarre print campaigns that ran in Spin, Rolling Stone and the like. I dug them, and pretty much wallpapered my room with them. There was the clown in the straightjacket with the tagline "Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative." (Following a bad mushroom experience, I had to take it down, but that's another story for another time. I'm such a damn hippie.) My favorite was the one with the squishy fetus-like creature with wings and it said, "In the uterus of love we are all blind cavefish." So there you go.

Because of that tagline, a lot of people searching for uterus information inevitably come to my site. And frankly, they baffle me. Here are some of the terms that have come up recently:

small uterus
going away party uterus
uterus tommy lee
uterus for rent
how large is the uterus in inches
uterus large
all about uterus
uterus sprinkle
fuck you uterus

Freaks.