To hold y'all over until I get my About Me section up and running

A delightful young man I met on Nerve sent me a list of questions to answer based on a discussion we had about questions. They're very amusing, and here they are with my answers:

1 In what year was your hair longest: 1994
2 What is the length in inches of your pinky: I can't find a ruler
3 What size bra do you wear: 34B
4 What is your shoe size: 7 1/2
5 Number of piercings: 3
6 Number of tattoos: 0
7 Do you like your own smile: Yes
8 Do you wear glasses or contacts: No. 20/16 vision - better than perfect!
9 Are you too old for pig-tails: Never
10 What is your favorite flower: I don't know what they're called - but they look like brightly colored daisies.
11 Do you like karoake: Going Saturday night. Yes.
12 Do you have a driver's license: Yes.
13 What publications do you read on a regular basis: Bust and Bitch magazine, Salon, NY Post (solely for amusement)
14 What is the worst thing that your cat has seen you do: Two cats. And they rarely pay attention to the things I do.
15 How many cigarettes do you smoke a day: On a good day, none. On a bad day, 10.
16 Do you typically exhale through your nose or through your mouth: When smoking, mouth
17 How do you work out (if you answered this with #15, skip it): Gym, yoga, dancing to 80's music in my bedroom.
18 How many roommates do you have: 1
19 How many cavities: None
20 Do you typically hang-out with ex-boyfriends: Not anymore
21 Name three great movies: Only three? Heathers, To Die For, Fight Club
22 How many best friends do you have: 2
23 How many languages do you speak: 1
24 Do you consider your back massage abilities to be decent: Yes
25 How many heavy metal T-shirts do you own: Currently, one. Fomerly, too many to count.
26 How do you get to work: F Train
27 What was the first concert that you attended: Cindy Lauper with Bangles opening
28 Has anyone you have cared for passed on: Yes
29 Do you carry an umbrella when it looks like it's going to rain: No
30 Would you ever wear a black bra with a white fishnet top: Yes
31 Of more importance ... would you ever wear a white bra with a black fishnet top: No
32 Do you have any siblings: 2 little brothers, 1 little sister
33 Do you have any notable fetishes: No
34 It's 3 a.m. and you're starving, what do you eat: Popcorn cooked on the stove
35 How old is your oldest cat: 6 years
36 What's the single most important piece of make-up in your arsenal: Red lipstick
37 Do you have any allergies: Red wine
38 On average, how many movies do you watch in the theater per month: 2-3
39 What ailment are you most concerned about: Insanity
40 What is your favorite part of your body: My ass
41 Do you balance your own checkbook: I don't write checks.
42 Do you have a current passport: Yes
43 What's your drink: Gin & Tonic
44 Do you know what your father did for a living: He owns a pool business
45 Do you wear stretch pants often: Never
... with patterns?
... with stirrups?
46 Do you like card games: Yes
47 What is your favorite color: Pink
48 What three stores would be involved in the dream shopping spree: They are all in Williamsburg and I don't know the names of any of them.
49 Do you paint your toe-nails: Yes
50 Have you ever made banana muffins or only experimented with test batches: No, but I don't have anything against banana muffins.
51 How old were you when you lost your virginity: Not old enough
52 Name three people that you admire: My Mom, my Grandma and my cousin Lisa
53 Where were you born: Schenectady, NY
54 What's the weirdest job that you have ever worked: Field worker at a vegetable farm
55 Have you ever been married: No
56 Have you ever had an orgasm: Yes
57 What was your favorite class in college: Women in Film
58 How long have you lived in your apartment: 5 years
59 How long have you worked at your current job: 4 months
60 Approximately how many pairs of shoes do you own: 30
61 Do you like wearing heels: No. I tend to fall down when I wear heels.
62 Have you ever been arrested: No
63 Do you wear any type of facial cream to sleep: Vitamin E Moisturizer
64 Have you ever harbored negative feelings towards The Beatles: No