Silly Britney

I've done a lot of things for shock value, comic value or because I was feeling drunk and silly and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

I've stolen things, tormented innocent people, kissed girls, flashed cameras and given lap dances under those circumstances. But Britney wins. I have never gotten married for shits and giggles, and don't think I ever would.

Actually, that's a total lie. I so would.