No accidents part deux: The ex is a lunatic

Last night's last communication, by me was "Okay, that's it. We are not communicating with each other at all anymore. Ever." One would think that's pretty final, no? Here's an excerpt from today's text message conversation:

Message from: the ex
There is a great Amy Sedaris interview in this weeks Onion.

Message from: me
Do you have no short-term memory? Are you insane? Am I living "Groundhog Day"?