A little advice from the experts

Since I'm going back out into the dating wilderness this week, I thought I'd get some advice on what NOT to do. Where I found my advice? datingclass.com. Let's see how many of them I break, intentionally or otherwise.

1. DON'T wear something you don't feel drop dead gorgeous in.
2. DON'T wear colored contacts on a first date. (I can totally handle this one. Ew.)
3. DON'T mention your last boyfriend/girlfriend six hundred times.
4. DON'T talk about yourself too much.
5. DON'T talk wistfully about how many children you'd like to have. (Also an easy one. Ew.)
6. If it's a blind date, DON'T compare yourself to anyone famous, looks-wise.
7. DON'T check out other people!
8. DON'T drink too much!
9. DON'T assume that he/she will automatically grab for the check.
10. DON'T jump into the sack!

If someone offers me a substantial amount of money, I'll try to do ALL of the don'ts. Anyone?