Just like the HBO show...but not

My friends who live elsewhere think my life is so Sex and the City. Because, you know, I always date models and wear $400 shoes. I guess when it comes to doing fun things on the town with my girlfriends and having dating disasters and whatnot, the analogy can be stretched out of it.

Except for, you know, the sex part. I guess I'm more like And the City. I told Jake I'm bored of my vibrator, aka Big Blue, and he said, in no uncertain terms, "What?! You need professional help."