Free Martha

The roommate gave me The. World's. Best. Compliment. Today.

We have this hideously ugly white cabinet, where we keep the silverware, the food processor and on the rare occasions when we don't finish it, the booze. It's painted white, which, in my opinion, is the cruelest thing one can do to furniture and should not be allowed under ANY circumstances. We're having a tall cabinet and a kitchen island built, and the question is: What do we do with said white cabinet?

I suggested we remove the doors and shelves, paint it green and put the kitty litter box in it, with a curtain (for kitty privacy).

Her response?

Cool! You are such a fucking Martha!

I'm practically glowing right now.