Tie me up and spank me...or something.

In an effort to pimp me out for some rebound fun, Jake let me (and the rest of the blog-reading world) in on a little secret. Apparently, I look exactly like Babydoll, a bondage porn star. I was skeptical at first, but on further examination, I had to admit I really do. Only I don't wear as much makeup. Or bondage gear.

Not in public, anyway.