Resolutions

I'm not a dieter.

I generally try to eat healthy, but if I have a craving for a two cheeseburger meal from McDonald's, I'll eat it. If Doritos makes a delicious new flavor like guacamole, I'll pick up a bag. I've never been a big sweets or dessert person, so that's not an issue. I indulge, but I don't overindulge.

Now, since The Breakup, I've indulged. A lot. Enough, in fact, to have put on 10 pounds in one month. Yep, I'm a big fatty. And since I have a date with Potential Rebound Boy #1 next week, drastic measures must be taken. So I'm on the South Beach Diet. Aside from decreasing my big fat ass, other resolutions include:

More: exercise, writing, fun

Less: booze, cigarettes, ex-boyfriend