Rebounding girls have more fun

Why girls on the rebound make great dates:

1. They will do everything sexual with you that they wouldn't do with the ex, out of spite.
2. You don't have to work hard to impress them. "Not the ex" will suffice.
3. They are far too self-absorbed to waste any precious time overanalyzing you. They don't care about your Mommy issues.
4. They are determined to look hot all the time, because they want male attention AND they might run into the ex.

If I think of more, I'll add to the list. On that note, I met a delightful Rebound Boy Possibility, and we have a tentative date scheduled post-New Year. I'll keep you posted on that front.