Nicole who?

Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but I wouldn't pluck the feathers off of a dead chicken either. I don't even eat chicken, I certainly wouldn't dismember one. My favorite line from The Simple Life?

I'd go without food for six weeks before I'd go without my cell phone!

Seriously, I love this show. Love it. It's like Paris and Nicole are aliens who were just dropped on Earth and are trying to figure it all out. Paris doesn't know what Wal-Mart is. She asks if you buy walls there. She also doesn't know what "generic" products are. Not that she'd have to. It makes for some damn good television.