Holly's 15 seconds

So Holly, hottie librarian, slut and potty mouth extraordinaire has been longing to have me quote her. She has gone so far as to email me jokes she told that amused her, point out her funny quips over IM, etc. Today she made it! She's afraid to buy sex toys in her town because she fears she'll be walking down the street with a bag bearing the name of the store and people will say, "Look, the librarian bought sex toys!" To illustrate her point, she told me about last evening's bar antics that were observed by a library visitor.

There was this dude we met there. And of course I was smoking, drinking, lighting matches on my crotch zipper, etc...

Of course you were, Holly. And that's why I love you.