Boy toy wanted

Newly single girl seeks boy toy to join team. Responsibilities including, but not limited to; sexual tasks TBD based on ability, drinking copious amounts of red wine, eating takeout in bed. Potential for conversation and reality television watching. Ideal candidate is cute, single and articulate with no sexual hangups, no attachment issues and some boy toy experience. Competitive compensation and full benefits available for the right candidate. Smokers OK.

Please note: This is an on-call, temporary position.