I'm Asshole #1, by the way

Asshole #1: They totally did the soap opera switch with her

Asshole #2: What do you mean?

Asshole #1: They just plopped someone else at her desk and didn't tell anyone

Asshole #1: This place is freaking weird

Asshole #1: She graduated with the boyfriend and when I told him she worked here he was like "ugh, she's awful"

Asshole #2: She was always really nice to me, but she reminded me of one of my friends (who I'm no longer friends with)

Asshole #2: and that made it hard to warm up to her

Asshole #1: She seemed nice, but she had that loud, annoying girl quality to her

Asshole #2: Yes, I know what you mean

Asshole #2: And she seemed kind of tool-ish

Asshole #1: Haha

Asshole #1: Actually, we hated her

Asshole #2: We are such assholes

Asshole #1: I blame it on the environment