Catholic girls love to confess

So, it looks like Pink and Tommy Lee are an item. This is the conversation I had with myself after hearing the news:

me: Ew. How could anyone date Tommy Lee?
me: Oh whatever. You think he's hot.

And I do think he's hot, in a dirty, scumbag kind of way. And it makes ME feel dirty. If I were at a bar with my friends and he was there, I would leave when my friends left, sneak back in, take him home, do unspeakable things to him and then never, ever tell a soul. And take the longest shower of my life right after I kicked his sleazy ass out of bed.