A temporary cure for boredom

If you don't know MetaSpy, it pulls search term requests from search engines, makes a list and updates it every fifteen seconds. I seriously watched it for two hours on Friday (no, I don't have anything to do at work). Anyway, after I weeded out all of the kiddie porn requests (ew), I found these gems:

gerald ford died today he was eaten by a pack of wolves
torture tit personal ads
country singer with stutter
"nifty archives"
"Free Gyno pics"
World's Biggest Penis

There you have it folks. This is what people who surf the web are most interested in. And kiddie porn.