Looking for a new career?

Someone did a Google search on "suckologist" and guess which site is the only one that came up? You got it! Also, when I tried it myself, Google suggested I might really be looking for "sucrologist", which, if you don't know, is someone who collects sugar packets. No, really. If you don't believe me, see for yourself.

I think my Grandma is a sucrologist.