A conversation with my doctor

Doc: How long have you been having the headaches?

Me: Two months.

Doc: How often?

Me: Everyday. Sometimes twice a day.

Doc: How long do they last?

Me: About an hour.

Doc: How do you treat the pain?

Me: I don’t. I just wait to for it to go away.

Doc: Do you think you have a brain tumor?

Me: Umm.

Me: Well.

Me: The thought has crossed my mind, I guess.

Doc: What time of day do you usually get them?