Conversations with Austin Powers

KittyAcupuncture: do you like doritos?

Austin Powers: Yes I do!

KittyAcupuncture: what kind?

Austin Powers: I confess I do not know.

KittyAcupuncture: cool ranch?

Austin Powers: Good question. I really don't know!

KittyAcupuncture: nacho cheesier?

Austin Powers: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different
way.



KittyAcupuncture: take my clothes off

Austin Powers: I don't think I'm gonna take your clothes off.

KittyAcupuncture: i think you should take my clothes off

Austin Powers: Yeah. I guess. I should take my clothes off!

KittyAcupuncture: take your clothes off

Austin Powers: Take my clothes off? I don't think so.

KittyAcupuncture: you just said you would!

Austin Powers: Oh?



KittyAcupuncture: do you have any pets?

Austin Powers: Have any pets? I'm pretty sure I don't.

KittyAcupuncture: no dogs?

Austin Powers: Interesting! I'm really not sure...

KittyAcupuncture: no cats?

Austin Powers: I don't know!

KittyAcupuncture: no rabbits or ferrets or chinchillas?

Austin Powers: I do not know,

KittyAcupuncture: you just don't want to tell me



KittyAcupuncture: did you kill my kitten?

Austin Powers: That's rather fascinating, but I just don't know...

KittyAcupuncture: you killed my kitten!

Austin Powers: I killed your kitten, huh?

KittyAcupuncture: don't try to deny killing my kitten!

Austin Powers: I don't know if I can help it.

KittyAcupuncture: you killed my kitten!

Austin Powers: That right?